Yes, the information on this page constitutes mandatory reading. Entrance to the venue may be contingent upon successfully passing a knowledge test based on the content contained on this wedding website inclusive of the Q&A section. We recommend re-reading this information more than once and even creating flashcards to help with your study of this material.

That is a good question. We would like to know ahead of time, as well. If you find out, then please let us know. For reference, here is the weather from same time last year:

Depends who is asking. Our kids call us "mommy" and "daddy".

Yes.

We were not sure if things were going to work out. After two kids, a few companies, three houses, and six years, we think it's safe to make it official in front of our friends and family.

On time.

There will be enough time to enjoy a couple of drinks, mingle with other guests, and even take a restroom break. If one of the lucky few, then there will be just enough time to be cognizant of these festivities without partaking (read: busy enjoying being a prop for the photographer).

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Pretty sure that all of our potential viewers will opt to attend the wedding in-person, so, no. Plus, Jeff still has not figured out Snapchat, Instagram, or TikTok...live streaming is outside his social media expertise, too. We do ask that guests not live stream. NDAs will be circulated prior to admission to the venue.

In a non-scientific study, we found that our guests will enjoy themselves 22.4% more if offered an open bar event. We are going with an open bar to maximize our guests enjoyment (and our out-of-pocket spending). Note that the conclusions of said study were found with a high degree of statistical significance.

Likely some amusing interpretations of it.

Imagine yourself walking on a dirt path with open meadows on either side. The hot sun is pronounced with the absence of shade. You see a cantina up ahead and walk in. The scene opens with the loud and eclectic sounds of non-human origin. You, wearing a hooded cloak, cautiously enter the dimly lit establishment. The room is filled with a diverse array of alien species, engaged in animated conversations. The air is thick with the aroma of exotic beverages with the music perfectly blending in with the visual and aromatic vibes. [Read: Jazz in the vein of Star Wars] Or, we may just go with a normal DJ...we'll see

Of course! But please limit to folks you know (e.g. spouse) as bringing a rando off-the-street is a bit of a gamble.

In your hearts and minds--your attendance is enough.

Yes, but only if you are wearing this shirt:

Transparent--there will be kids there.

Go back home, log into MapQuest, print out directions, and then follow step-by-step. Or, for earlier generations, go to nearby gas station to buy a map and ask for directions. If from later generations, then use your tech.

Because of Taylor...maybe...

Yes, absolutely! Feel free to reach out with all of your epistemological concerns.